Fucking Punk Rock Soccer Boozefest, Asshole

I need to talk about hair. I hate it. Fucking hair in my face, hair in food , hair in drains, hair on the shower wall. Yuck!

The worst thing about hair is what my customers do with theirs. Dumb, dumb things.

First crime: Farrah Hair. Yeah, If you know what I mean, then cut it out. Now. Buy a calendar. Bitch.

Second Crime: the mullet. With all the media attention the mullet recieved in 2000 and 2001, I would think it would have gone away, like Dana Plato or a New Kid, but no! It's not even fun to ridicule it anymore. Fuck, I hate mullets!

Third: White boy dreads. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! If you don't accually believe that Haile Selassie was God, then COMB YOUR HAIR!! It's not even fake Rastas doing this. It's metalheads, Korn nibblets, and punk rockers putting wax and goat shit into their hessian hair.

Fourth: I carve lines into my facial hair. What the FUCK is that shit! Does anyone NOT think that looks retarded? And why does every boy band need one of these fucks in it? Asshole!

Man, I just pissed myself off! I'm gonna take a nap and come back to this.


Your Hair Sucks!
2002-03-12 \| 9:14 p.m.
I need to talk about hair. I hate it. Fucking hair in my face, hair in food , hair in drains, hair on the shower wall. Yuck! The worst thing about hair is what my customers do with theirs. Dumb, dumb things. First crime: Farrah Hair. Yeah, If you know what I mean, then cut it out. Now. Buy a calendar. Bitch. Second Crime: the mullet. With all the media attention the mullet recieved in 2000 and 2001, I would think it would have gone away, like Dana Plato or a New Kid, but no! It's not even fun to ridicule it anymore. Fuck, I hate mullets! Third: White boy dreads. Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! If you don't accually believe that Haile Selassie was God, then COMB YOUR HAIR!! It's not even fake Rastas doing this. It's metalheads, Korn nibblets, and punk rockers putting wax and goat shit into their hessian hair. Fourth: I carve lines into my facial hair. What the FUCK is that shit! Does anyone NOT think that looks retarded? And why does every boy band need one of these fucks in it? Asshole! Man, I just pissed myself off! I'm gonna take a nap and come back to this. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel -		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!