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OK, I'm only gonna say this once.

FUCK TLC'S LISA LOPEZ!

Thank you.

Why do we care about celeb deaths? I can't stand when someone is in tears over a corpse they never met. Did TLC cry when my grandma died? Is TLC's music really that inspiring? Will anyone miss her house burning, drunk driving antics? NO. And didn't she have an SUV? Man, fuck her! I hate SUVs and everyone who drives them. You can't see past them when you're backing out of a parking space. They blind you with their fucking headlights. They drink gasoline and fuck up the planet. Fuck SUVs, fuck Left Eye Can't Drive, and fuck Lane Staley!

That's right, Fuck Lane Staley. Why does his death even rate news? This guy ODed every other weekend in 1993. He got nine more years than he had coming to him. I think he accually took some of Chris Farley's time.

What probably happened is Death had a post-it note from 1993 to pick up Lane and it got stuck on the bottom of his coffee cup. He just noticed it last week and said "Oh, fucking Staley! I knew I forgot something! I was gonna get him at Lollapaloosa but the trafic was shitty."

So, now "Lane the Stain" is all gooey in the morgue and everyone who thought Singles was their generation's Big Chill are all fucked up about it. Fuck them celebrity mourning fuckholes!


One Down, Two to Go
2002-04-29 \| 12:51 p.m.
OK, I'm only gonna say this once. FUCK TLC'S LISA LOPEZ! Thank you. Why do we care about celeb deaths? I can't stand when someone is in tears over a corpse they never met. Did TLC cry when my grandma died? Is TLC's music really that inspiring? Will anyone miss her house burning, drunk driving antics? NO. And didn't she have an SUV? Man, fuck her! I hate SUVs and everyone who drives them. You can't see past them when you're backing out of a parking space. They blind you with their fucking headlights. They drink gasoline and fuck up the planet. Fuck SUVs, fuck Left Eye Can't Drive, and fuck Lane Staley! That's right, Fuck Lane Staley. Why does his death even rate news? This guy ODed every other weekend in 1993. He got nine more years than he had coming to him. I think he accually took some of Chris Farley's time. What probably happened is Death had a post-it note from 1993 to pick up Lane and it got stuck on the bottom of his coffee cup. He just noticed it last week and said "Oh, fucking Staley! I knew I forgot something! I was gonna get him at Lollapaloosa but the trafic was shitty." So, now "Lane the Stain" is all gooey in the morgue and everyone who thought Singles was their generation's Big Chill are all fucked up about it. Fuck them celebrity mourning fuckholes! PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel -		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!