Fucking Punk Rock Soccer Boozefest, Asshole

Who need a smackin'? Many of our most celebrated actors and musicians, that's who! These fucks are rich off cash donated by assheads who can't afford to pay the gas bill. What the fuck? You'd think they would at least be grateful for the dough, but they act like feudal lords in the dark ages. FUCK them. The line starts here:

Eminem: for that whiney voice, bad lyrics, being named after candy, and giving the suburban white homeboy a hero. And, for Christ's sake, can't somebody get this guy some cock? DOGS know it!

Michael Bolton: for coming from my hometown to spread suck across the globe, for ridiculous concert rider demands, for ripping off Otis Redding, for that fucking mullet, and saying you loved me but you lied. Asshole.

Freddie Prince Jr: for all those shitty flicks

Freddie Prince Sr: for eating the gun before he had beaten lil' Freddie enough.

Snoop Dogg: for making movies as good as his albums.

Casey Afleck: for looking like a rat on meth, for trying to ride Ben's coattails, for NOT being the bomb in Phantoms.

Brittney Spears: for obviously loving bukkake and not admiting it.

Howard Stern: for breathing. Eww.

Mike Meyers: for not ever making a funny movie, and for pretending to be an actor in 54.

Paul Verhooven: for Showgirls, Basic Instink, that Arnold Mars flick, Hollow Man(!), and Starship Troopers. Also, I got to get in a few kicks for fucking with Phillip K Dick and R A Heinlein. Fucker.

Emmerich and Dean: for ID4, Godzilla, Pearl Harbor, all them shits.


Celebs I would like to Punch in the Dick
2002-05-17 \| 4:15 p.m.
Who need a smackin'? Many of our most celebrated actors and musicians, that's who! These fucks are rich off cash donated by assheads who can't afford to pay the gas bill. What the fuck? You'd think they would at least be grateful for the dough, but they act like feudal lords in the dark ages. FUCK them. The line starts here: Eminem: for that whiney voice, bad lyrics, being named after candy, and giving the suburban white homeboy a hero. And, for Christ's sake, can't somebody get this guy some cock? DOGS know it! Michael Bolton: for coming from my hometown to spread suck across the globe, for ridiculous concert rider demands, for ripping off Otis Redding, for that fucking mullet, and saying you loved me but you lied. Asshole. Freddie Prince Jr: for all those shitty flicks Freddie Prince Sr: for eating the gun before he had beaten lil' Freddie enough. Snoop Dogg: for making movies as good as his albums. Casey Afleck: for looking like a rat on meth, for trying to ride Ben's coattails, for NOT being the bomb in Phantoms. Brittney Spears: for obviously loving bukkake and not admiting it. Howard Stern: for breathing. Eww. Mike Meyers: for not ever making a funny movie, and for pretending to be an actor in 54. Paul Verhooven: for Showgirls, Basic Instink, that Arnold Mars flick, Hollow Man(!), and Starship Troopers. Also, I got to get in a few kicks for fucking with Phillip K Dick and R A Heinlein. Fucker. Emmerich and Dean: for ID4, Godzilla, Pearl Harbor, all them shits. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel -		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!