I went to the US/Holland-Revs/Chicago double header on Sunday and forgot my sunblock. I am of English, Irish, Scottish, and Welsh ancestry, therefore I have a tendency to BURST INO FLAME like Jonnhy Storm when exposed to a lot of sun. From my nose to my sad excuse of a hairline I'm now a cracked and peeling mess. Cornflake-like dandruff is falling all over the house and it is still to painfull to shave my face or my head. I'm a mess. And I managed to see TWO teams get beat. Fuck.

I'm closing next Saturday, so I'll miss a home game. Damn. Wednesday, the Revs played in Colorado and got spanked. The Rapids scored in the first minute. The first half the Revs hardly touched the ball. Twellman continued to be the only new Rev to live up to his hype, scoring the first Rev goal. Franchino and Pierce were both out from injury, Franchino being substituted in the first minutes of the game. After halftime, Mamadon't was (finally) replaced by Wolde Harris who immediatly started taking shots on goal (and scored). The match ended at 5 to 2.

We watched the game at a shithole sportsbar in New Haven. Because there was a TV on every table, we were able to simutaneously watch the Revs and Joanie "China" Lauer get beat. I don't know who's idea Celebrity boxing is, but I refuse to watch any more until they make it bare knuckle. I'm sure Chyna woulda whooped up on Joey Buttafuco if she didnt have pillows on her hands. And the headgear was a little too protective. Lets see annoying celebrities get HURT, for Christ's sake!