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So, Needles the kitten used to sleep in my room, either on my bed or on the pile of porno mags between the bed and the wall. I had to clean up the room in search of my missing wallet so I moved the porn to the naughty drawer under my bed. Now the kitten tries to sleep in the drawer or sleeps in another room. Is it the glossy paper or the content that interests her so?

My porn collection is reaching the cull level where I'll have the make the hard choice of who stays and who goes. As I tend to buy the discount porno packs, I get a few I don't care for and a few I'm indifferent about. Some are easy:

Hustler Taboo-Stays. Artsy photography and the nastiest shit you'll see outside of Deuschland. And lots of penetration. A+

Nugget- Goes. Nasty, yes. Artsy, no. All photos are taken on those disposable cameras swiped from the tables of wedding receptions. Too focused on trannies and hairy-like-Wookie chicks. And pregnant pee fiends. No penetration. Boo!D-

Voluptous-Stays. Real boobed woman who gots a lille meat on em. Spin off XL(wid tha thicker wimmenz) stays as well. Some penetration, cute models. A-

Plumpers-Goes. Is to XL as Nugget is to Taboo. Same target, just uglier production (and Models). Also tends to go for the shockingly obese instead of the big boned. D-

Finally Legal, Barely Legal, Just 18, I'm Mad at My Parents so Look at My Snatch- gone. Most are filler, and usually quite creepy. Also cheap looking and filled with really dumb articles. Hardly any strong stuff. And the models are all kids I hate from work.

I wish they had Tattooed Chick Bone-a-Rama and Pierced Titty Spankers on DVD...

Will the cat sleep on video?


Needles, the Porno Kitten
2002-06-20 \| 4:36 a.m.
So, Needles the kitten used to sleep in my room, either on my bed or on the pile of porno mags between the bed and the wall. I had to clean up the room in search of my missing wallet so I moved the porn to the naughty drawer under my bed. Now the kitten tries to sleep in the drawer or sleeps in another room. Is it the glossy paper or the content that interests her so? My porn collection is reaching the cull level where I'll have the make the hard choice of who stays and who goes. As I tend to buy the discount porno packs, I get a few I don't care for and a few I'm indifferent about. Some are easy: Hustler Taboo-Stays. Artsy photography and the nastiest shit you'll see outside of Deuschland. And lots of penetration. A+ Nugget- Goes. Nasty, yes. Artsy, no. All photos are taken on those disposable cameras swiped from the tables of wedding receptions. Too focused on trannies and hairy-like-Wookie chicks. And pregnant pee fiends. No penetration. Boo!D- Voluptous-Stays. Real boobed woman who gots a lille meat on em. Spin off XL(wid tha thicker wimmenz) stays as well. Some penetration, cute models. A- Plumpers-Goes. Is to XL as Nugget is to Taboo. Same target, just uglier production (and Models). Also tends to go for the shockingly obese instead of the big boned. D- Finally Legal, Barely Legal, Just 18, I'm Mad at My Parents so Look at My Snatch- gone. Most are filler, and usually quite creepy. Also cheap looking and filled with really dumb articles. Hardly any strong stuff. And the models are all kids I hate from work. I wish they had Tattooed Chick Bone-a-Rama and Pierced Titty Spankers on DVD... Will the cat sleep on video? PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel -		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!