I Pledge alegiance to...

2002-06-29 | 1:42 a.m.
So, the Pledge of Alegance is unconstitional...um, WHO FUCKING CARES?? All the politicans are running around yelling "AY YI YI!" and whipping amendments out of their asses. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

Is "Under God" supporting religion? Of course it is. Don't be an asshole about it. If it said "Under Pepsi" you'd admit it was pushing soda. If it said "under my sweaty ballsack" you'd admit it supported my bag (like those special briefs I sometimes wear). It supports the concept of God and, fuck you, it doesn't belong in a public school.

But wait! The whole pledge isn't uncontitutional, just "Under God".

So... TAKE IT OUT!

Duh.

It was ok without it from 1892 to 1954. People just said "I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands- one nation indivisible-with liberty and justice for all." until 1923 when they swapped "of the United States of America" for "my Flag". In 1954 they added "Under God".

Sixty-two years, two World Wars, the Great Depression, Prohibition, the Red Sox winning the World Series... all with out "Under God". I seriously doubt that god is going to bitch slap us if we drop the "Under God".

I personally don't believe in God. I hold this belief as strongly as any zealot of any faith. One of the things that makes this country great is it's Constitution, which says the gubbermint can't make me get no religion. So, ditch the Under God and shut the fuck up. Oh, and I think "Under Seth's sweaty Ballsack" IS constitutional. Just in case...

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