Fucking Punk Rock Soccer Boozefest, Asshole

So obviously, the HTML nightmare has ended. Go to GolfWidow's guestbook and thank her from saving your eyes from sh**ty site designs.

I've edited this entry for l-empress, who feels my language is too strong. Since she is kind enough to read the thing, I'll not use the F-bomb for this one time. Or at least I'll try.

I want to talk today about the use of "Extreme". I think we have seen enough extreme sports, x-treem snacks, and everything else some lazy Ad exec can tack "extreme" to in order to appear "edgy". I finally hit my limit this morning on my drive to work. An ad on NPR (since I'm not using the F work, we won't discuss the concept of ads on Public Radio) that advertised "Extreme Checking" at Soverign Bank.

WHAT?!? Extreme checking? What the f*** is that? How extreme can personal checking be? You put money in, you give somebody a paper tha says they can take some money out, they take it out. No bungee cords! No shark tank! No rocky wall of death. There's not even a F***ing habanero pepper! When you bounce a check, do you bounce with it? Are they printed on explosives? Extreme? How? I don't get it. Screw (is "screw" ok?) you, Soverign bank. Screw (oh, I really hope so) you AND your extreme checking.


An "F" free Evening
2002-07-19 \| 5:12 p.m.
So obviously, the HTML nightmare has ended. Go to GolfWidow's guestbook and thank her from saving your eyes from shty site designs. I've edited this entry for l-empress, who feels my language is too strong. Since she is kind enough to read the thing, I'll not use the F-bomb for this one time. Or at least I'll try. I want to talk today about the use of "Extreme". I think we have seen enough extreme sports, x-treem snacks, and everything else some lazy Ad exec can tack "extreme" to in order to appear "edgy". I finally hit my limit this morning on my drive to work. An ad on NPR (since I'm not using the F work, we won't discuss the concept of ads on Public Radio) that advertised "Extreme Checking" at Soverign Bank. WHAT?!? Extreme checking? What the f* is that? How extreme can personal checking be? You put money in, you give somebody a paper tha says they can take some money out, they take it out. No bungee cords! No shark tank! No rocky wall of death. There's not even a F***ing habanero pepper! When you bounce a check, do you bounce with it? Are they printed on explosives? Extreme? How? I don't get it. Screw (is "screw" ok?) you, Soverign bank. Screw (oh, I really hope so) you AND your extreme checking. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - Something nice and kitten-y What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - She tries hard, I'm sure. How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - Tired. F it, I'm going home.		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!