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We ran out of money for our trip to Boston Tuesday so, totally biting Cherry2000's weekend, X-Teen and I went to the Mystic aquarium (or Fish Zoo), saw the sea lions, smelled the penguins, then shopped. We had lunch at a dictionary themed restaurant (Webster's, in Branford) and dinner in a Great Depresion themed restaurant (New Deal, in Hamden).

On the way home, we stopped at Best Video for DVDs. I was too lazy to get out of the car, so X-Teen went in by herself. She came out with The Craft, Beautiful Mind, and the Vagina Monologues. My fault for being lazy.

The Vagina Monologues (or "Swack Yaks") is a play based on interviews with women about their boxes. Men don't get it. Apparently, some women are scared of their twixers and need to talk about it. I think this is a New York thing. Women in New England should not be scared of their vaginas. It makes sense in New York, where they have been known to attack people, but in New England vaginas are raised better.

The best thing about the Vagina Monologues (or "Twat Talks")is that men CAN'T understand it. Impossible. They'll tell you so. Men are incapable of getting it. SO WE ARE OFF THE HOOK! Don't even fucking try! "Vagina What? Ah, I'll never understand. I'll go play GTA III." Don't bother! If only we could skip ALL boring shit because we can't "get it". Church, Weddings, Meg Ryan movies... "Duh, I don't understand. I play choo choo now." It's like fucking up your first load of laundry as a couple. Her bras are all pink and warped and you aren't allowed to do laundry anymore. Good thinking.


Fish Zoo and Vaginas
2002-07-27 \| 7:27 p.m.
We ran out of money for our trip to Boston Tuesday so, totally biting Cherry2000's weekend, X-Teen and I went to the Mystic aquarium (or Fish Zoo), saw the sea lions, smelled the penguins, then shopped. We had lunch at a dictionary themed restaurant (Webster's, in Branford) and dinner in a Great Depresion themed restaurant (New Deal, in Hamden). On the way home, we stopped at Best Video for DVDs. I was too lazy to get out of the car, so X-Teen went in by herself. She came out with The Craft, Beautiful Mind, and the Vagina Monologues. My fault for being lazy. The Vagina Monologues (or "Swack Yaks") is a play based on interviews with women about their boxes. Men don't get it. Apparently, some women are scared of their twixers and need to talk about it. I think this is a New York thing. Women in New England should not be scared of their vaginas. It makes sense in New York, where they have been known to attack people, but in New England vaginas are raised better. The best thing about the Vagina Monologues (or "Twat Talks")is that men CAN'T understand it. Impossible. They'll tell you so. Men are incapable of getting it. SO WE ARE OFF THE HOOK! Don't even fucking try! "Vagina What? Ah, I'll never understand. I'll go play GTA III." Don't bother! If only we could skip ALL boring shit because we can't "get it". Church, Weddings, Meg Ryan movies... "Duh, I don't understand. I play choo choo now." It's like fucking up your first load of laundry as a couple. Her bras are all pink and warped and you aren't allowed to do laundry anymore. Good thinking. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - Growing fifty feet tall! What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - The Vagina Cassaroles How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - smelly		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!