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So, this Brian Meningitis update: Saturday night he rode his bike down to Blockbuster for some reason. Somehow, he ended up unconscious on the pavement. He has no recolection of events leading to waking up in the hospitial, but his friends have their theories:

1. Brian got hit from behind by a hit-and-run. This would explain the sober and usually coordinated Brian taking such a massive spill.

2. Brian faked the whole thing because sympathy levels from the 'almost-died-from-meningitis-thing' had run out.

3. The men Brian regularly turns down finally had enough of his lame excuses, and seeing he had a video, realized he was lying when he said he didn't have a vcr. They then stuck a stick in his spokes as he rode by.

Either way, poor Crash Meningitis is not his usual damn handsome self. After he recovers, we plan to wrap him in bubble wrap. If you'd like, leave a get well in my guestbook and he'll see it.


Crash Meningitis
2002-07-30 \| 3:28 p.m.
So, this Brian Meningitis update: Saturday night he rode his bike down to Blockbuster for some reason. Somehow, he ended up unconscious on the pavement. He has no recolection of events leading to waking up in the hospitial, but his friends have their theories: 1. Brian got hit from behind by a hit-and-run. This would explain the sober and usually coordinated Brian taking such a massive spill. 2. Brian faked the whole thing because sympathy levels from the 'almost-died-from-meningitis-thing' had run out. 3. The men Brian regularly turns down finally had enough of his lame excuses, and seeing he had a video, realized he was lying when he said he didn't have a vcr. They then stuck a stick in his spokes as he rode by. Either way, poor Crash Meningitis is not his usual damn handsome self. After he recovers, we plan to wrap him in bubble wrap. If you'd like, leave a get well in my guestbook and he'll see it. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - buying Brian a slurpee What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - Snot Dogs How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - better than Crash		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!