Fucking Punk Rock Soccer Boozefest, Asshole

So Crash Meningitis finally coughed up the birthday present, and it was worth the wait!

Hooligans- Storm Over Europe for PC, the best strategic soccer riot game you'll play this year! You control drunken hordes of soccer fans as they take over pubs, fight coppers and rival firms, storm brothels, and even go to a match. Fucking brilliant!

Yesterday Crash, myself, and Gary Squirrel-Jaws took a ride up to the newly named Gilette Stadium (formerly CMGI Stadium). The Revs whooped up on the Rapids and pulled out of last place. They still keep all but one gate closed so we have to walk down four flights of stairs and then up four more. I am continuing my boycott of stadium refreshments and souvineers until the open that gate. It kills me to have to walk past a locked entrance I can see my fucking seat from to go halfway around the stadium and wait in line for twenty minutes. In Europe, they would have pulled those gates down already!

I've got to pick X-teen up from work. Both she and I are experiencing clown-shoery from our so-called superiors. I'll fill you in soon with a Clown Shoe Update.


Riot!
2002-08-29 \| 8:14 p.m.
So Crash Meningitis finally coughed up the birthday present, and it was worth the wait! Hooligans- Storm Over Europe for PC, the best strategic soccer riot game you'll play this year! You control drunken hordes of soccer fans as they take over pubs, fight coppers and rival firms, storm brothels, and even go to a match. Fucking brilliant! Yesterday Crash, myself, and Gary Squirrel-Jaws took a ride up to the newly named Gilette Stadium (formerly CMGI Stadium). The Revs whooped up on the Rapids and pulled out of last place. They still keep all but one gate closed so we have to walk down four flights of stairs and then up four more. I am continuing my boycott of stadium refreshments and souvineers until the open that gate. It kills me to have to walk past a locked entrance I can see my fucking seat from to go halfway around the stadium and wait in line for twenty minutes. In Europe, they would have pulled those gates down already! I've got to pick X-teen up from work. Both she and I are experiencing clown-shoery from our so-called superiors. I'll fill you in soon with a Clown Shoe Update. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - throwing bricks at United fans What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - pasta fa stool How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - wet		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!