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So, fucking Christmas, man. November the fucking first and it's a goddamn winter wonderland in Retailville. I like Christmas as much as the next guy (assuming the next guy really fucking HATES Christmas) but is this really worth two months of our year? Children growing up today will spend a SIXTH of their lives looking at shitty fake holly and Santa robots. Aren't there better things to spend your time and money on?

And when did they shout "GO!" on the soft drink war? It started up with the lame lemony colas of last year. Mountain Dew dropped the cherry bomb and Coke slapped around Pepsi with the Vanilla Coke and Pepsi responded with Windex. Now I'm drinking a Red Fusion Dr Pepper which tastes like... Dr Pepper? I know it's different but I don't know in what way. The only real change is that it tastes like Bushmills when you burp. Yum.


Xmas and soda wars
2002-11-11 \| 12:45 a.m.
So, fucking Christmas, man. November the fucking first and it's a goddamn winter wonderland in Retailville. I like Christmas as much as the next guy (assuming the next guy really fucking HATES Christmas) but is this really worth two months of our year? Children growing up today will spend a SIXTH of their lives looking at shitty fake holly and Santa robots. Aren't there better things to spend your time and money on? And when did they shout "GO!" on the soft drink war? It started up with the lame lemony colas of last year. Mountain Dew dropped the cherry bomb and Coke slapped around Pepsi with the Vanilla Coke and Pepsi responded with Windex. Now I'm drinking a Red Fusion Dr Pepper which tastes like... Dr Pepper? I know it's different but I don't know in what way. The only real change is that it tastes like Bushmills when you burp. Yum. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - Burping Bushmills What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - Pepsi Blew How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - Braaaaaaaaaapppp!		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!