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So, for reasons too fucking white trash to bring up here, my father had announced that he doesn't have the sack to come up for his only son's wedding. I don't know why it bothers me, considering I wasn't sure I wanted him there anyway.

Let me tell you a little story of my dad. When I was a kid, we were driving by the movie theatre and I noticed Pritzi's Honor was playing. For those of you who've never seen it, Pritzi's Honor is a Jack Nicholson comedy about two mafia assassins who fall in love, but have to kill each other.

Anyway, in the back seat of the car, I pipe up "Can we go see Pritzi's Honor?"

"What's that?" my dad asked.

"It's a black comedy with Jack Nicholson", I say.

With all the condecending scorn he could muster my dad said "Jack Nicholson isn't black!"

My mistake.


Dad
2002-12-01 \| 3:23 p.m.
So, for reasons too fucking white trash to bring up here, my father had announced that he doesn't have the sack to come up for his only son's wedding. I don't know why it bothers me, considering I wasn't sure I wanted him there anyway. Let me tell you a little story of my dad. When I was a kid, we were driving by the movie theatre and I noticed Pritzi's Honor was playing. For those of you who've never seen it, Pritzi's Honor is a Jack Nicholson comedy about two mafia assassins who fall in love, but have to kill each other. Anyway, in the back seat of the car, I pipe up "Can we go see Pritzi's Honor?" "What's that?" my dad asked. "It's a black comedy with Jack Nicholson", I say. With all the condecending scorn he could muster my dad said "Jack Nicholson isn't black!" My mistake. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - Watching \"Mo money\" What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - fried bathroom How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - I'll get back to you.		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!