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So you have not encountered odor until you wander into the stench of Mrs. CrazyOldBitchNextDooratello creating a thanksgiving repast. GodDAMN! I stepped out of the door into the hallway and BAM! But not BAM! in an Emeril way. No, more of a BAM! in a filled diaper way. It was worse than any previous hallway shitfog I'd experienced. Worse than pasta fa stool, worse than goat scroat compote, worse than even the cheese vomlette. I think we're all thankfull not to eat there!

I hope she dies and they rent the apartment to pandas. Everyone loves pandas!


Thankgiving in apt. 202
2002-12-01 \| 3:51 p.m.
So you have not encountered odor until you wander into the stench of Mrs. CrazyOldBitchNextDooratello creating a thanksgiving repast. GodDAMN! I stepped out of the door into the hallway and BAM! But not BAM! in an Emeril way. No, more of a BAM! in a filled diaper way. It was worse than any previous hallway shitfog I'd experienced. Worse than pasta fa stool, worse than goat scroat compote, worse than even the cheese vomlette. I think we're all thankfull not to eat there! I hope she dies and they rent the apartment to pandas. Everyone loves pandas! PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - hiding in the fridge What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - leftover fuckstains How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - Hayseed Dixie, a hillbilly tribute to AC/DC		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!