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So, it's official. RevHooligan and TattodNanny in 2004. Vote early and often.

In order to avoid a few scandals, I have some disclosures for you, my fellow Americans.

1. I briefly dated an illegal immigrant in 1995. She was a Mexican/Israeli au pair (that's snooty talk for "nanny") It lasted four months and ended badly. Never date a girl who can fieldstrip an Uzi.

2. I have inhaled. I'm not a fan of the doobie and have never seen the attractions of other drugs, but I have toked the sticky icky icky. Sorry.

3. I once dressed as Gene Simmons and walked through the Trumbull Westfarms Shopping Town. Many homies were shocked by a 5'11" fat Gene Simmons in line at the Everything Salads and Yogurt.

4. I have urinated in a Holiday Inn ice machine. No comment.

5. I have, in the past, consumed large quanties of beer and gone out to annoy Denny's waitstaff.

6. My runningmate flashes her tits to anyone for Mardi Gras beads. Or a Diet Cherry Coke. Or a "please". Seriously, she's a hootchie.


Disclosures
2003-01-17 \| 10:52 p.m.
So, it's official. RevHooligan and TattodNanny in 2004. Vote early and often. In order to avoid a few scandals, I have some disclosures for you, my fellow Americans. 1. I briefly dated an illegal immigrant in 1995. She was a Mexican/Israeli au pair (that's snooty talk for "nanny") It lasted four months and ended badly. Never date a girl who can fieldstrip an Uzi. 2. I have inhaled. I'm not a fan of the doobie and have never seen the attractions of other drugs, but I have toked the sticky icky icky. Sorry. 3. I once dressed as Gene Simmons and walked through the Trumbull Westfarms Shopping Town. Many homies were shocked by a 5'11" fat Gene Simmons in line at the Everything Salads and Yogurt. 4. I have urinated in a Holiday Inn ice machine. No comment. 5. I have, in the past, consumed large quanties of beer and gone out to annoy Denny's waitstaff. 6. My runningmate flashes her tits to anyone for Mardi Gras beads. Or a Diet Cherry Coke. Or a "please". Seriously, she's a hootchie. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel -		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!