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My fellow Americans, as the US heads off to another pointless conflict, I have to wonder...WHERE THE SWEET PEPPERMINT FUCK IS OSAMA BIN LADEN!?!

Hello? Has everyone fallen for Dubya's shell game? Last year it was obvious to GWB that finding a guy with a big beard in the Middle East wasn't as easy as it sounded, so his speech writers cooked up the Axis of Evil, a supervillian group to act as replacement Darren in case they couldn't produce a corpse of O-La. Iraq, Iran, and North Korea are the TRUE bad guys! Nevermind that Iraq and Iran spent all of the 80's shooting each other and have no diplomatic relations with North Korea or each other, DAMNIT, they're in cahoots! They hate freedom! Osama who?

What about Iraq, you ask? Isn't that Saddam guy some sort of Hitler? Won't he use his weapons of mass destruction on us? Well, the countries bordering Iraq aren't concerned. Iraq doesnt have the capibility to strike the US. Right now,Iraq poses an immediate threat only to Iraqis. And fuck them guys, they're Iraqis!

The US intelligence agencies produced a report on the probablity that Iraq would give their weapon technology to terrorists. The report came bace with "nope." The only scenario that they saw Iraq sharing it's weapons with

terrorists is if there is A US ATTACK! So, no attack, no problem. After reading this, Genius George decides to push toward war!

Now, Tony Blair is sucking W's cock like it's got lager in it, and everyone in the US is screaming for war. This isn't about mass destruction. This isn't even about oil, although the Prez and Veep are Oilmen and corporate scumbags from wayback. No, this is about Mass Distraction. Distract the masses for a few more years while the Justice Department and Homeland Security eat up the bill of rights. Forget the causes of America's poor relations with the rest of the planet. Forget that George Sr. fucked up twelve years ago and let those who rose up against Hussain be slaughtered within sight of the US troops he promised would help them. Forget that the people accually responsible for the attack on the World Trade Center are for the most part alive and well.

As your President, I won't sent our country to war to cover for my dad's fuckups. I won't abridge the bill of rights. I won't tell the world to suck my ass then wonder why people don't like us. If there is an election in 2004, vote for me. I'm not on coke.

Thank you.


Iraq Attaqs
2003-01-23 \| 10:42 p.m.
My fellow Americans, as the US heads off to another pointless conflict, I have to wonder...WHERE THE SWEET PEPPERMINT FUCK IS OSAMA BIN LADEN!?! Hello? Has everyone fallen for Dubya's shell game? Last year it was obvious to GWB that finding a guy with a big beard in the Middle East wasn't as easy as it sounded, so his speech writers cooked up the Axis of Evil, a supervillian group to act as replacement Darren in case they couldn't produce a corpse of O-La. Iraq, Iran, and North Korea are the TRUE bad guys! Nevermind that Iraq and Iran spent all of the 80's shooting each other and have no diplomatic relations with North Korea or each other, DAMNIT, they're in cahoots! They hate freedom! Osama who? What about Iraq, you ask? Isn't that Saddam guy some sort of Hitler? Won't he use his weapons of mass destruction on us? Well, the countries bordering Iraq aren't concerned. Iraq doesnt have the capibility to strike the US. Right now,Iraq poses an immediate threat only to Iraqis. And fuck them guys, they're Iraqis! The US intelligence agencies produced a report on the probablity that Iraq would give their weapon technology to terrorists. The report came bace with "nope." The only scenario that they saw Iraq sharing it's weapons with terrorists is if there is A US ATTACK! So, no attack, no problem. After reading this, Genius George decides to push toward war! Now, Tony Blair is sucking W's cock like it's got lager in it, and everyone in the US is screaming for war. This isn't about mass destruction. This isn't even about oil, although the Prez and Veep are Oilmen and corporate scumbags from wayback. No, this is about Mass Distraction. Distract the masses for a few more years while the Justice Department and Homeland Security eat up the bill of rights. Forget the causes of America's poor relations with the rest of the planet. Forget that George Sr. fucked up twelve years ago and let those who rose up against Hussain be slaughtered within sight of the US troops he promised would help them. Forget that the people accually responsible for the attack on the World Trade Center are for the most part alive and well. As your President, I won't sent our country to war to cover for my dad's fuckups. I won't abridge the bill of rights. I won't tell the world to suck my ass then wonder why people don't like us. If there is an election in 2004, vote for me. I'm not on coke. Thank you. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - She's not here. Her reserve unit got called up. What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - MREs How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel - The winds of war		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!