Fucking Punk Rock Soccer Boozefest, Asshole

So, the roommate rented an all day pay-per-view of the new Austin Powers movie. Like a gory car wreck, I had to watch. Now I know my next campaign issue: Deportation of lame foriegners from our pop culture.

Mike Myers is a Canadian. He is also not funny. Never has been. Wayne's World? Not funny. Coffee talk? Not funny. All that "Yeah, Baby!" stuff? NOT FUNNY! Most Canadian comedians are not funny. Name the funniest Canadian you can think of. Willam Shatner? That's what I thought. We need to send their lame asses back to Mooselandia, where the can drink Molson and watch hockey and tell Canadian jokes to Canadians. And take Avril and Alannis with ya, moosefuckers!

Also I'll force the Dutch to take back Paul Verhooven. Steve Irwin? Back to Oz, you crockfucker! I'll send Ali G back to the UK, or if they prefer, to the moon. Anything for our allies across the pond. And maybe that way they'll keep Madonna.


Foriegn Policy, part 1
2003-02-06 \| 2:49 p.m.
So, the roommate rented an all day pay-per-view of the new Austin Powers movie. Like a gory car wreck, I had to watch. Now I know my next campaign issue: Deportation of lame foriegners from our pop culture. Mike Myers is a Canadian. He is also not funny. Never has been. Wayne's World? Not funny. Coffee talk? Not funny. All that "Yeah, Baby!" stuff? NOT FUNNY! Most Canadian comedians are not funny. Name the funniest Canadian you can think of. Willam Shatner? That's what I thought. We need to send their lame asses back to Mooselandia, where the can drink Molson and watch hockey and tell Canadian jokes to Canadians. And take Avril and Alannis with ya, moosefuckers! Also I'll force the Dutch to take back Paul Verhooven. Steve Irwin? Back to Oz, you crockfucker! I'll send Ali G back to the UK, or if they prefer, to the moon. Anything for our allies across the pond. And maybe that way they'll keep Madonna. PREVIOUS \| NEXT Damn it! - 2004-10-12 Strider Pineo - 2003-07-04 An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16 Googled Again - 2003-04-04 - - 2003-03-30 What's that fucking kitten doing now? - What is that crazy old bitch next door cooking? - How do I feel? How do you THINK I feel? I feel -		N Older Shit N Guestbook N Profile N Diaryland N Interview Me! N Links N Rings N Vote For Me!