Batman: Goth or Not?

2003-02-11 | 3:11 p.m.
This question has been bothering me while I'm on vacation: Is Batman Goth?

Let's see...

1.Facinated by bats...GOTH

2.Dresses in dark clothing, including pointy ears and cape...GOTH

3.Still bothered by childhood abandonment issues....GOTH

4.Lives in the basement...GOTH

5.Hated enemy smiles too much...GOTH

6.Only goes out at night...GOTH

7.Has own car...NOT GOTH

8.Cares about the welfare of strangers...NOT GOTH

9.Wins fights with punks...NOT GOTH

10.Has well paying job...NOT GOTH

Verdict: Batman is 60% Goth.

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