Stupid spoiled hairy dwarf has shit fit, film at eleven.

2003-03-12 | 3:32 a.m.
So my roommate lost her shit on Sunday about us taking all of the debris she'd left behind when she moved out and neatly putting it in one room. Now, she told us she was moving out the day she started hauling her Ikea nightmare bullshit downstairs. Yes, that's right, downstairs. She's moved, but only sixteen feet straight down. Anyway, she said she'd kick us her share of March's rent since she was giving us short notice. For two weeks she has slowly moved shit downstairs and we've been sweeping up the dust rhinos left behind. X-teen put a few things of her's in boxes and we moved an unused TV stand into her empty room.

on Sunday, she woke me up yelling that she had to get her parents to spend her first day off since her grandmother's funeral moving her stuff because we were "evicting" her. She then got up in X-teen's grill when she tried to explain we meant no harm in boxing up the shit she'd spread all over the hallway. She had a stunning third grade tantrum and repeated X-teen's words in the dreaded Retard Voice while making "Blah Blah" gestures with her hands. I just sat there stunned by the realization that we had been living with an Eight year old, all the while praying "Please don't hit her, Xteen. She'll put us on Cops". The next day she had the balls to appologize to X-Teen for saying "some things I wish I hadn't said". X-teen decided that she'd be the better person and accept the appology and some of the blame for the incedent.

I'm waiting for my appology.I've gone to the sex shop to buy her a housewarming gift. Which she can use to fuck herself.

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