One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each, I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints; other times there was only one.
During the lowest times of my life I could see only one set of footprints, so I said. "Lord, you promised me that you would walk with me always. Why, when I have needed you most, would you leave me?
The Lord replied, "My precious child, I love you and would never leave you, but Tuesday's my bowling night, motherfucker."
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An open appology to the Dickless Fuck Midget - 2003-05-16
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